I need to stop falling in love with every strange girl that talks to me

artificialhusband:

this joke is bone dry

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juliettetang:

“Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind.” 

― Virginia Woolf, A Room of One’s Own

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naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

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kissoholic:

Love blog!

kissoholic:

Love blog!

disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

image

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surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody in school asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

(via trust)

fabulazerstokill:

musicnerdery:

Reaction photoset for the rest of my life.

A baby has a better grasp on race relations than a full grown adult
This should tell you all you need on a number of levels

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onlinehumor:

mood: 50% horny 50% hungry 

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